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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. - Frederick Wilhelm Nietzche

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Score: 9
LickitySplit HotDog Event

"Epic"

date: November 25, 2009

LickitySplit has some sweet ass moves, for a white boy. The stunt itself is epic, and he pulls it off well with that bomb ass song.

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Score: 9
LEFT4LOL

"It's Funny Because It's True."

submission: LEFT4LOL
date: November 15, 2009

Every person has encountered this mind numbing and frustrating problems in the game. How the hell can you get the no friendly fire achievement when Godamn Louis jumps in front of you on the last level? The art was a bit lacking I thought, but otherwise, impressive and funny.

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Score: 10
Pete the Racing Penis

"A story of a penis."

date: October 20, 2009

This was great! I think you should make a sequel, maybe you could investigate what exactly happened to Pete after this whole ordeal?

Maybe he could have a son, who lives with Pete. And they talk about how his son is going to be in the race of his life as well, and Pete can share his wisdom!

As for this flash, I thought it was actually really good. It shows that the quality doesn't need to be great for a good flash.

Nice job guys!

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Score: 9
Learn to Fly !

"Love it."

submission: Learn to Fly !
date: June 23, 2009

The gameplay was simple yet intriguing and it could be very easy to get lost in this cute little game. The upgrades was a great idea and the gameplay wasn't repetitive or boring at all, it was fast and fluid, just like the animation. The cutscenes were cool too. Great job. Very creative.

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Score: 9
Are You Cool On NG?

"Haha"

date: May 2, 2009

Well I wasted all this time answering honestly, checking my stats, and jamming out to a slamming beat, and I get a cock and a fuck you right in the face. I see what you did there. Pretty good, but I could see how people would hate this and not get the joke. Also I couldn't type my whole username, it wouldn't fit.

May 2, 2009

Author's Response:

oh that's gay :(

well as long as you got a kick out of it, then that's cool :)

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Score: 9
SWINE FLU?

"Nice One!"

submission: SWINE FLU?
date: April 26, 2009

Never saw that bad pun coming. Just kidding, it was in good taste. Great graphics, sound, and voices.

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Score: 10
Robot Dinosaurs

"Fucking Amazing"

submission: Robot Dinosaurs
date: April 10, 2009

I love everything about this phenominal game. I love the arcade look, sound, and feel, I love the enemies, level layout, and the boss design, I love the cheesy dinosaur names, puns, and overall theme that's just hysterical, and the idea is amazing, I mean, DINOSAUR ROBOTS THAT SHOOT LASERS! That's just beyond words, my friend.

The only flaws I see is that the music stopped during the boss battle and it wouldn't restart, and the game is too short, and some of the animation quality isn't that great, but otherwise, this is my #1 flash. Awesome! Or, dare I say, DINOTASTIC!!! My hat is off to you, sir. I hope to see a sequel.

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Score: 9
DERAILED

"Noes!"

submission: DERAILED
date: January 2, 2009

Everything was so happy and then everybody was all sad and dead! I'll never derail a thread again! I promise! Nice selection of music, btw. And the animations of the train and the happy people in the train was cool.

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Score: 10
Clock Day Baconman Collab

"I Came."

date: August 15, 2008

Awesome music, I love The Toasters, and Joel's song was pretty hip as well. Cool guitar solo bro. Also, it had just enough bacon. Nice moustaches and dancing moves too.

August 15, 2008

Author's Response:

Jamie - Yeah, it had some great music, BUT IT PALED IN COMPARISON TO YOURS MAN.

glad you liked it!

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harryjarry - I haven't listened to the Toasters a lot, but from now on I think I will! Thanks for the compliment on the song! I had a lot of fun making it :)

Jamie and I messed around until we eventually got the perfect combination of bacon and our other super secret ingredients! I knew Baconman could use a moustache; I'm glad you thought so as well :)

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Score: 9
Covenant of the Sword

"Awesome"

date: August 14, 2008

You just keep coming up with sick, hilarious, and twisted stuff. The best part was when that guy blew his period all over the wall. I crack up everytime I see it. Great flash.

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