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Location: Iowa
Job: Band/DSP
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. - Frederick Wilhelm Nietzche
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LickitySplit has some sweet ass moves, for a white boy. The stunt itself is epic, and he pulls it off well with that bomb ass song.
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Every person has encountered this mind numbing and frustrating problems in the game. How the hell can you get the no friendly fire achievement when Godamn Louis jumps in front of you on the last level? The art was a bit lacking I thought, but otherwise, impressive and funny.
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This was great! I think you should make a sequel, maybe you could investigate what exactly happened to Pete after this whole ordeal?
Maybe he could have a son, who lives with Pete. And they talk about how his son is going to be in the race of his life as well, and Pete can share his wisdom!
As for this flash, I thought it was actually really good. It shows that the quality doesn't need to be great for a good flash.
Nice job guys!
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The gameplay was simple yet intriguing and it could be very easy to get lost in this cute little game. The upgrades was a great idea and the gameplay wasn't repetitive or boring at all, it was fast and fluid, just like the animation. The cutscenes were cool too. Great job. Very creative.
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Well I wasted all this time answering honestly, checking my stats, and jamming out to a slamming beat, and I get a cock and a fuck you right in the face. I see what you did there. Pretty good, but I could see how people would hate this and not get the joke. Also I couldn't type my whole username, it wouldn't fit.
Author's Response:
oh that's gay :(
well as long as you got a kick out of it, then that's cool :)
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Never saw that bad pun coming. Just kidding, it was in good taste. Great graphics, sound, and voices.
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I love everything about this phenominal game. I love the arcade look, sound, and feel, I love the enemies, level layout, and the boss design, I love the cheesy dinosaur names, puns, and overall theme that's just hysterical, and the idea is amazing, I mean, DINOSAUR ROBOTS THAT SHOOT LASERS! That's just beyond words, my friend.
The only flaws I see is that the music stopped during the boss battle and it wouldn't restart, and the game is too short, and some of the animation quality isn't that great, but otherwise, this is my #1 flash. Awesome! Or, dare I say, DINOTASTIC!!! My hat is off to you, sir. I hope to see a sequel.
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Everything was so happy and then everybody was all sad and dead! I'll never derail a thread again! I promise! Nice selection of music, btw. And the animations of the train and the happy people in the train was cool.
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Awesome music, I love The Toasters, and Joel's song was pretty hip as well. Cool guitar solo bro. Also, it had just enough bacon. Nice moustaches and dancing moves too.
Author's Response:
Jamie - Yeah, it had some great music, BUT IT PALED IN COMPARISON TO YOURS MAN.
glad you liked it!
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harryjarry - I haven't listened to the Toasters a lot, but from now on I think I will! Thanks for the compliment on the song! I had a lot of fun making it :)
Jamie and I messed around until we eventually got the perfect combination of bacon and our other super secret ingredients! I knew Baconman could use a moustache; I'm glad you thought so as well :)
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You just keep coming up with sick, hilarious, and twisted stuff. The best part was when that guy blew his period all over the wall. I crack up everytime I see it. Great flash.
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