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Age/Gender: 16, Male
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HI, I'M AL HARRINGTON! PRESIDENT AND CEO OF AL HARRINGTON'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN EMPORIUM AND WAREHOUSE!

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CapnCrunchDaPimp

I'm Back!

Posted by CapnCrunchDaPimp Jun. 26, 2008 @ 2:55 PM EDT

My computer has been fucked up for a while, and it caught spyware a week or so ago and it took 8 days to finally wipe the hard drive clean and establish an Internet connection. I don't know how I lived for more than a week without the Internet. I couldn't stop thinking about the daily depositing I was missing, among a lot of other stuff. My Xbox 360 red ringed of death too, so that's broken. Also, my phone was messed up, my dog was sick, and just about everything seemed broken. All I did was slept, played games, and watched cartoons. Chowder and Flapjack is the shit.

tl;dr I MISSED U GUISE.

Oh, and HELLO PANINI. CHOWDER HAS MOVED AWAY AND HE CANNOT BE YOUR BOYFRIEND ANYMORE.

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Updated: 06/28/08 12:33 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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30 Comments

Jun. 26, 2008 | 3:21 PM agustana says:

Welcome back, you! :D

Jun. 26, 2008 | 11:28 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Thanks, it feels weird to be back.

Jun. 26, 2008 | 3:36 PM darknessdweller says:

WB man!

Jun. 26, 2008 | 11:29 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

This week or so was so confusing.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 9:01 AM LimeyMan467 says:

I feel your pain my internet was down for a couple of months also. It is torrible, man

Jun. 27, 2008 | 12:56 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Months? You should be sent a relief pack or something.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 10:31 AM PolishMatt says:

You spelled; 'guys' wrong.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 12:56 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

I'll catch one of your typos someday.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 10:33 AM PolishMatt says:

And just 19 more years of depositing and you will close to Lv.27 : ) and is your name Billie?

Jun. 27, 2008 | 12:57 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

No, that's my dog's name.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 4:34 PM KIRBYLINK says:

We missed you too.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 11:02 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

I feel loved.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 7:33 PM Adio says:

I NEED YOUR HELP ON MY BLOG, MISTER GUITAR EXPERT.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 11:03 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

OK MISTER ADIO ELEMENT EXPERT.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 11:46 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

MISSED YOU TOOZ.

And Yes,Chowder and Flapjack are the shit.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 12:00 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Indeed they are.

ADVENTURE!

Jun. 28, 2008 | 12:07 AM thatoneguyfromDD says:

TOOHOO PEICES OF CANDEH PLEASE

*TOOHOO PEICES OF CANDEH*

Thank you sir.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 12:14 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

A BUSINESS MAN!

Jun. 28, 2008 | 12:26 AM thatoneguyfromDD says:

A REALL ADVENTURAHHH

Jun. 28, 2008 | 12:31 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

THE CANDY BARREL!

Jun. 28, 2008 | 12:36 AM Healthy says:

LOLKAYYYY

Jun. 28, 2008 | 12:38 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

You're not healthy, you aren't even part of a nutricious breakfast.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 3:30 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

BUBBY,HE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE

Jun. 28, 2008 | 4:24 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

I'M SORRY.

FORGIVENESS!

Jun. 28, 2008 | 10:07 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

ITS OK CAPTAIN KNUCKLES.

Jun. 29, 2008 | 12:45 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

The Glorious End!

Jun. 29, 2008 | 10:44 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

FLAPJACK NEW EPISOOOOOOOODES

Jun. 30, 2008 | 12:16 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

SARDINES ARE ADORABLE

Jun. 30, 2008 | 6:17 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

WHEN I GROW UP,I WANNA BE AN ADVENTURER

Jul. 1, 2008 | 11:15 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

A REAL ADVENTURER!

Jul. 1, 2008 | 1:10 AM poopmon says:

You shouldn't have fucked my poop so hard.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 11:15 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

I'm sorry?

Jul. 1, 2008 | 2:07 PM Master-of-pancakes says:

lol welcome back! thanks for the comment on my blog your name is pretty cool as well!

Jul. 1, 2008 | 3:37 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

I try, but it's not a cool parody.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:35 PM TECh2o says:

I MISSED YOU!!! Actually, I didn't notice you were gone. WELCOME BACK THOUGH :D

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:38 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

WERE HAVE YOU BEEN FINE SIR?

Jul. 2, 2008 | 3:11 PM Lost-Wisdom says:

Hah. :P

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:57 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Teehee :D

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:48 PM Doom-Fan says:

I NEED MOAR CAP'NCRUNCHDAPIMP

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:57 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Oh you.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 12:19 AM thatoneguyfromDD says:

CRUNCHATIZE MEH CAPN

Jul. 3, 2008 | 12:21 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Show me your double d's.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:04 AM abculatter-2 says:

your welcome back present, a steaming plate of COPYPASTA!!!

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"OF COURSE.

" happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:08 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Yes, yes I do. Thank you for that delicious copypasta.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:20 AM Thechickensparta says:

I too enjoy that show.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:25 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

It is teh funnies.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:05 AM TwistedPersonality says:

chowder makes me laugh....for some reason.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:10 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:29 AM NickDaPwner says:

what up dude?

what do you think about marc m.'s cartoons?

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:32 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Greatest shit ever. Some of the stuff is a bit disturbing and too gay for me, but Donald's Pizza Heaven and Cool Court are perfect.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:29 AM Thechickensparta says:

I say chowder does look mighty fine in that stash there.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:32 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

He gets hugged by an evil gay monster.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:39 AM NickDaPwner says:

have you seen sasper the homosexual ghost? that shit is gold

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:44 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Lol no I haven't, I guess I better check it out soon, huh?

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:44 AM ShitOnMyShoes says:

Is it Lupus? D:

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:47 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

LUPUS???

Jul. 3, 2008 | 10:03 PM Thechickensparta says:

I see a chode in the background.

I am scared.

Jul. 4, 2008 | 1:44 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

RUN!

Jul. 4, 2008 | 12:03 AM gamerpeepinpa says:

I may have to check this show out, a lot of people seem to like it.

Jul. 4, 2008 | 1:44 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp responds:

Please do.

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